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CyberJokester Al Johnson sends along this video that shows what happens when Star Trek meets Monty Python:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
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"How's the new job, Bill?" "Oh, not so bad. I kinda like it except for our 'Seagull Manager'." "What's a Seagull Manager?" "Oh, he flies in at the worst possible time, makes a bunch of noise, sh¡ts over everything, and then leaves!"
As the Viking warship stealthily slipped up on the unsuspecting Saxon seaside village, Brodar the Chieftain rose and addressed his followers: "Men," he bellowed, "our plan is to burn the village..." "Huzzah!" roared his warriors. ..."kill all the men..." "Huzzah!" ..."and screw all the women several times!" "Hooray for our glorious leader and his wonderful plan!" they shouted. Brodar continued, "And men?" "Yes, noble Brodar?" they replied. "For God's sake get it right this time!"
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