Thursday, February 14, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] February 15, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How can you know if a bagpipe is out of tune? Someone is blowing it!

 

Three women arrived simultaneously at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter said, "There is room here for each of you, if you will confess your sins." He looked at the first woman. She blushed and said, "I married one man, but I loved another, so I divorced my husband and married the man I loved." Saint Peter said, "Show her to the Silver Gate." A minion did so. He then looked at the second woman. "I loved one man, married him, and we lived happily ever after." Saint Peter said, "Show her to the Golden Gate." He turned to the third woman. "I was a exotic dancer," she confessed with a becoming smile, "and I pleased every man who came to see me. Pleased them well!" Saint Peter said, "Show her to my room!" 


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