Monday, February 25, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] February 25, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

How do you make a slow horse fast? Don't feed him!

 

A man was on trial for selling drugs. His neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any drugs from the defendant?" "No, sir," answered the neighbor. "Did you ever get any drugs from his wife?" "No, sir." "Did you ever get any from his daughters?" "Uh... hang on. Are we still talking about drugs?" 


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