Thursday, February 21, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] February 22, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I've loved Bach's music for 50 years and studied it intently, but I've never seen the canon form better explained than in this short video. Brilliant!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Years ago, a dancer approached the bandstand and asked the leader, "Can you play 'That's What You Are'?" The band discussed it, but no one knew it. "I'm sorry, but we don't know 'That's What You Are'." The man walked off, disgusted. A few drinks later, he was back. "Hey! If you guys play 'That's What You Are,' I'll buy you a drink." "I'm sorry, sir, but we still don't know it." Later, after more drinks, he returned a third time. "What's this world coming to, when a band can't play 'That's What You Are'?" The leader was exasperated. "Sir, maybe if you could sing a few bars, we'd recognize it." The drunk brightened up and sang off-key: "Unforgettable -- that's what you are!"

 

Why do blondes make poor cowgirls? They can't keep their calves together! 


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