Wednesday, February 6, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] February 7, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Paddy, suffering from a severe toothache, finally got up his nerve to visit the dentist, but lost it as soon as he sat down in the chair. The dentist pulled out a bottle of whiskey that he kept on hand for just such circumstances. "Now have ye got your courage back, Paddy?" asked the dentist. "No!" "Okay. Have another shot." "Now have ye got your courage?" "No." A third shot went down. "How about now, Paddy?" "Damn straight!" shouted Paddy, squaring his shoulders. "I dare any S.O.B. to touch me teeth now!"

 

What do you say to a blonde who won't give in? "Ready for another drink?" 


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