Friday, July 12, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] July 12, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I want to thank everyone who wrote me about yesterday’s video. I never thought the video was real, just a clever trick. So if you believe there is really a stairwell where you can walk up and end up down, you may now sit down. <grin>

We got word today that Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded is now available in the Mac OSX store. We still have no idea why it got approved almost instantly (less than one day!), while the iTunes store has been playing it for three weeks now. But, I’m sure there’s a good reason. Anyway, if you have a Mac, grab a copy or three!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A drunk stumbled up to the bandstand with a request. "Do you know 'Snot, the Pale'?" The band was stumped. "'Snot, the pale'? Never heard of it." "Waaahut kinda band are yew?" slurred the drunk. "Can you sing a few bars for us? Maybe that would help." Pulling himself up, he began, "Snot, the pale... mooooon that excites me..."

 

I'm not saying she's easy, but her tights have a pet door! 


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