Wednesday, July 17, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] July 17, 2013



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I think this makes it a "Sierra sweep:" Jim Walls, creator of the classic Sierra adventure series “Police Quest,” began a Kickstarter campaign yesterday to create a new police adventure game called "Precinct." Check it out and lend your support here:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/precinctgame/precinct

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Hostess has brought back Twinkies and, in quite a coup, got New York electoral hopefuls Eliot Spitzer and Anthony Weiner to endorse Ho-Hos and Ding Dongs!

 

A young woman, pregnant for the first time, asked her doctor about the pain. "How much will the birth hurt me?" Her doctor answered, "Well, it varies... and it's difficult to describe pain." "Yes, I know, but could you give me an idea?" "Well, try this: grab your upper lip and pull it out a little." "Like this?" "Yes. Now stretch it over your head!" 


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