Tuesday, July 23, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] July 24, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam wanted to call attention to the reopening of their museum after lengthy remodeling so they used an elaborate flash mob to stage one of their most famous paintings, Rembrandt’s 1642 “Guards of the Night.”

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A dog walked into a bar and announced, "I'm a talking dog! Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Of course not! So, how about a free drink?" The bartender answered, "Sure, why not? The toilet's right over there!"

 

There is no truth in the rumor that the Catholic Church's new anthem will be "Concerto for Organ in A Minor!" 


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