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[cyberjoke3000] July 19, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

It is believed the human body has more than 7 trillion nerves. And my wife manages to get on every damned one of them!

 

A Scotsman approached the pharmacist with a small bottle and a spoon. He poured some liquid onto the spoon and offered it to the pharmacist. "Would you taste this for me, please?" The pharmacist put it in his mouth, swilled it around, and swallowed it. "Does that taste sweet to you?" said the Scot. "Not at all," said the pharmacist. "Oh, that's a relief. My doctor said you would test my urine for sugar!" 


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