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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A couple, celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary, was asked to share the secret of their long marriage. The husband answered, "Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or her mistakes. Remember: it's because of them that she couldn't find a better husband!"

 

Euphemisms for Impotence: Schwing and a miss. A few parts shy of an Erector set. Not rising to the level of impeachable offense. The Null Monte. 180 degrees shy of heaven. Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics. Ascension Deficit Disorder. Bouncing the check of love. Your less-than-Magic Johnson. Disappointing Miss Daisy. Welcome to Flaccid City, population: you. Serving boneless pork. Unleavened Man-Bread. Performing with Flacido Domingo. 


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