Thursday, July 4, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] July 4, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Paddy took two stuffed dogs to a taping of the Antiques Roadshow. The presenter gushed, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?" Paddy replied, hesitantly, "Sticks?"

 

Two women were chatting in a doctor's waiting room. "I really want to have a baby, but I guess it's impossible." The second replied, "I used to feel the same way, but then everything changed. Now my baby is due in three months." "Please tell me what you did." "I went to a faith healer." "But we tried that. My husband and I went to a faith healer for a year and it didn't help one bit." The second woman smiled and whispered, "Next time, try going alone!" 


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