Monday, July 1, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] July 2, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam wanted to call attention to the reopening of their museum after lengthy remodeling so they used an elaborate flash mob to stage one of their most famous paintings, Rembrandt’s 1642 “Guards of the Night.”

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Mike, about to enter a bar, was startled when a dog sitting by the door said, "Hey, buddy! Wanna make some quick dough?" Mike couldn't believe his ears. "You can talk?" "Yep. And that's how we're gonna make some easy money. Take me into the bar and bet everybody I can talk." Mike thought that was a great idea! He took the dog inside, set it on the bar, and announced loudly that the dog could talk. Of course no one believed him. Soon a thousand dollars had been bet! Finally, all the bets were down, so Mike told the dog, "Say something." Nothing. "Hey! The bets are placed! Say something!" The dog just growled. He begged, pleaded, cajoled, but not a word. Finally, Mike paid all the bets, grabbed the dog in disgust and left. Outside, he screamed at the dog, "You damned dog! You just cost me over a thousand bucks! I'm gonna kick your mangy a$$. You got anything to say about that?" "Calm down, Mike! Tomorrow night, we'll get ten-to-one odds!"

 

Did you hear about the guy who wore a condom on each ear? He was afraid of getting hearing AIDS! 


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