Tuesday, January 13, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] January 13, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

It's not the number of emails you receive that's getting to you -- it's how often you check your Inbox! This article from the New York Times explains a recent study proving it. Read it and stop checking email so often!

http://nyti.ms/1FB2SKQ

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow older -- younger!

 

Tarzan finally decided to leave the jungle and get a job in civilization. At the first place he applied, the interviewer asked, "Name?" "Me Tarzan." "Married?" "Wife Jane." "Children?" "Son Boy." "Any other name besides Tarzan?" "Tarzan. King of the Jungle." "Jane's whole name?" "Jane's hole name Pussy." 


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