Tuesday, January 20, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] January 21, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Marty Cooper once again makes our ordinary Earth into a place of whimsy by using good old cell-based animation on video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V-kc5Hc1iE

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I can see myself doing that.

 

"Hey, Jim, you look fit and healthy. Start a new diet?" "Nope." "Join a fitness club then?" "Nope." "But your face looks so fresh and healthy. What's your secret?" "Got a new girlfriend." "But how does that make your skin so smooth?" Jim explained, "Well, my new girl is extremely hairy down below. In fact, she's like a wire brush." "Yeah. So?" "So, now, every night I exfoliate and moisturize!" 


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