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Let's say you have a Rolex Submariner wristwatch that’s worth thousands of dollars and you want to take it completely apart, clean it, and reassemble it. Here's all you have to do, severely sped up and heavily edited, of course!
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To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: You're gonna pay. You have my Word!
The sales girl at the sex shop didn't bat an eye when a man requested an artificial vagina. Instead, she asked, "What will you use it for?" "None of your business!" he answered, embarrassed. "Calm down, sir. I'm just asking because, if you say it's food, there's no sales tax!"
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