Tuesday, January 13, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] January 14, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The Bill Gates Foundation has funded research into waste treatment solutions for third world countries. Watch this machine turn feces into drinking water ...and then watch Bill Gates drink it!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Once upon a time, there was a magic mirror that could detect lies. Anyone who lied before it, disappeared. A brunette looked into the magic mirror and said, "I think I have the most beautiful hair in the world!" and Poof! the brunette disappeared. A redhead looked into the mirror and said, "I think I have the most beautiful eyes in the world!" and Poof! the redhead disappeared. A blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and Poof! the blonde disappeared!

 

A woman updated her status on Facebook with "Got my period last night" and eighteen guys commented, "Thank God!" 


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