Wednesday, January 7, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] January 8, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

As many of you were kind enough to inform me, yesterday the Internet Archives added hundreds of MS-DOS games to its collection, including Leisure Suit Larrys 1 through 5. I’m honored (I guess). I hope you enjoy playing them!
http://bit.ly/1s7NdfW  

Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.

AL


Today's CyberJoke 3000™

What is the fastest thing in the world? Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it!

 

Four miracles of womanhood: getting wet without taking a shower; bleeding without getting hurt; giving milk without eating grass; and making boneless flesh hard! 


For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.

To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.

To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.

Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.



__._,_.___

Posted by: "Al Lowe" <al@allowe.com>



__,_._,___

No comments:

Post a Comment