Monday, January 26, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] January 27, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Just in time for the Super Bowl, here's "Bad NFL Lip Reading 2015."

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The football coach asked, "Who can jump higher than that goal post?" Bubba's hand shot up. "Ooh, me, sir. Me!" "What? Bubba, you're the worst athlete we got!" Bubba said, "Mebbe so, but that goal post cain't jump a'tall!"

 

All his life, Irv was ashamed of his tiny member. Most women dumped him as soon as they saw it. So, when he found a girl he really liked, he decided not to wait to show her. That evening, while they were making out, Irv unzipped his pants, pulled it out, and put it in her hand. Without looking, she said, "Oh, no, thanks. I don't smoke." 


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