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I'm so handsome that every time I shop, the cashiers check me out!
Little Johnny played with his friend in a vacant lot across the street from a brothel. Day after day, they watched men go in and later come back out smiling. One day, they got up their courage and decided to see what the deal was. When the madam answered the door, she took one look at the boys and asked them what they wanted. They explained what they had seen and said they were curious as to what went on inside. She thought a moment, shrugged, and asked, "Do you have ten dollars?" Both boys dug deep into their pockets, but between them could only come up with one dollar. She said, "Okay, that'll have to do." She hiked her skirt, pulled down her panties, and told both boys to take a big sniff. They did, she closed the door, and the kids left. When they reached the sidewalk, Little Johnny said, "Ya know, Joey, I don't think I could take ten dollars worth of that!"
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