Tuesday, May 12, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] May 13, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Here's yet another clip from Amy Schumer's new season, from an episode that’s a parody of the 1950s film "12 Angry Men." Here they must decide this question: Is Amy Schumer hot enough for television?
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/1s36j0/inside-amy-schumer-a-reasonable-chub 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A doctor approached a teenage boy's hospital bed to give him a psychiatric evaluation. His mother was seated nearby, immersed in her knitting. The doctor started to introduce himself, but the boy yelled, "I can't see! I can't see!" The doctor had never seen a more classic example of hysterical blindness. He asked the mother, "How long has this been going on?" Without looking up from her knitting she replied, "Ever since you stepped between him and the TV!"

 

Life is like toilet paper: either you're on a roll or you're taking sh¡t from some a$$hole


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