Wednesday, May 6, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] May 6, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Amy Schumer has a funny new video called, "Girl, You Don't Need Makeup." It's only been up a few days and has 2.3 million views!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyeTJVU4wVo 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A woman found her husband in the kitchen, stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing now?" she asked. "Hunting flies." "Oh. Kill any?" "Yep. Three males and two females." "How can you tell them apart?" "Three were on beer cans. Two were on the phone!"

 

A scientific study found that married couples share similar DNA. That doesn't surprise me. I've been topping my wife up with mine since before we were married! 


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