Monday, May 18, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] May 18, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Finally, Don Draper can catch up on his sight gags!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The organist played a beautiful rendition of Bach's "Sheep May Safely Graze" as the pallbearers carried his casket from the church. After the service, the minister complimented him on his performance and added, "Do you know the deceased's profession?" "No idea," said the organist, gathering his music. The minister replied, "He was a butcher."

 

If my girlfriend is so proud of her multitasking, why is she against threesomes? 


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