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My son had just turned 15 when I decided it was finally time to talk to him about sex. To ensure some private time, I took him on a ski trip and began our talk on the chair lift, so he couldn't escape. "Do you know about girls and babies?" I asked. He nodded but cut me off. On our next chair lift ride, I brought it up again, only to have him look away in silence. On our third run, knowing subtlety hadn't worked, I asked bluntly, "Son, let's talk about sex." He finally looked at me. "Geez, Dad, is that all you think about?!"
"Where were you yesterday?" Mike asked. "Oh, I was setting the wheels in motion for my divorce." "Sorry to hear that," said Mike. "Don't be. I spent the day in bed with my wife's sister!"
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