Thursday, May 14, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] May 15, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Jeffrey Katz asks, "Can you make a cube out of metal using a lathe? Okay, then, can you make a cube, within a cube, within a cube?" Here’s a guy who can! Watch to learn how. (Feel free to mute the trite music. There is no voiceover.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuS6HDHc7XE 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Luke and Obi-Wan went to dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When the food arrived, Obi-Wan deftly dished himself some noodles, topped them off with chicken and cashews, all with the consummate grace you'd expect from a Jedi Master. But Luke made a mess, using one chopstick in each hand, he dropped food everywhere. Obi-Wan calmly said, "Luke, use the forks!"

 

What's worse than waking up after a party to find a pen¡s drawn on your forehead? Seeing photos of it being traced! 


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