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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Donald Duck finally got Daisy to spend the night with him in a motel room. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald sputtered, "No!" "Well, no sex for you without a condom! Maybe try the front desk?" Donald went to the front desk and asked the clerk if he had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk replied, pulling a box out from under the counter. "Would you like me to put them on your bill?" Donald quacked, "Thit no! I'd thuffocate!"
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