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Someone asked me where I saw myself in five years. I told them, "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
Two women of a certain age were having lunch and discussing cosmetic surgery. One said, "I've decided. I'm getting a boob job." The other said, "Oh, that's great. But I think I'm going to have my butthole bleached." Her friend looked puzzled. "I can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
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