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Somebody tell Marty McFly: the hoverboard is here! But it's not gonna be cheap! It’s by Lexus, uses liquid nitrogen, and needs a surface lined with magnets!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A bachelor is a man who has chosen to not make one woman miserable.
I'm Not Saying She's Easy, But... She's spent more time on her knees than Billy Graham! She's been laid more than linoleum! She's screwed more than Black and Decker! She's made more merry men than Robin Hood! She's turned more tricks than Houdini! She's been boarded more times than Amtrak! She's been mounted more times than Trigger!
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