Wednesday, August 19, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] August 19, 2015



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Why do we give children middle names? So they know when they're really in trouble!

Stan was moments away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law showed up with their newborn baby. His brother said, "Stop, Stan! Don't do it! Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like we have?" Stan said nothing. His brother grew impatient. "C'mon, Stan. I want a nephew. Make me an uncle." Stan looked skeptical. "Do you really want a nephew?" "Yeah. It'd be an honor." "Well, congratulations, buddy. You're holding him!" 


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