Thursday, August 27, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] August 28, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I love Weird Al Yankovic. And he hits a sore point of mine in this video: "Word Crimes."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I asked a homeless man how he ended up this way. He said, "Once I had it all. Someone cooked my meals, washed my clothes, I had a roof over my head, free Internet, a TV, gym, pool, library, free classes. But now, nothing." "Wow. That's tough. When was that?" "Last week." "Last week? What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" He answered, "Nah, nothing like that. I got out of prison!"

Sex can be a spiritual experience. For some, it's praying that they won't get caught! 


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