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The Mexican restaurant looked good but wasn't open, so I wrote down its name for another day: Cerrado los Lunes. Just then, a man came out of the restaurant, saw what I'd written, and laughed. "You do know that means 'Closed on Mondays,' don't you?"
A blonde walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a euphemism. So he gave her one!
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