Tuesday, January 24, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] January 24, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

My long-time friend Bob Bates has just begun a Kickstarter campaign for his new game: Thaumistry: In Charm's Way. Bob is a game design master and funny, too, so I'm sure this game is going to be great! Check it out here:
http://kck.st/2kn1z9R
(If you watch the video carefully, you can even see a few seconds of me "acting!")

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Extinct Words and Phrases: "heavens to murgatroyd," "buggy whip," "jalopy," "hunky dory," "don't touch that dial," "carbon copy," "you sound like a broken record," "hung out to dry." "moxie," "bib and tucker," "straighten up and fly right," "heavens to betsy," "gee whillikers," "jumping jehoshaphat," "holy moley," "in like Flynn," "living the life of Riley," "knucklehead," "nincompoop," "all the tea in China," "swell," "beehive hair," "pageboy," "D. A.," "spats," "knickers," "fedora," "poodle skirts," "saddle shoes," "pedal pushers," "Kilroy was here," "a monkey's uncle," "a fine kettle of fish," "pshaw," "the milkman did it," "it's your nickel," "remember to pull the chain," "knee high to a grasshopper," "fiddlesticks," "see you in the funny papers," "wooden nickels." There are more of these than Carter has little liver pills. "See ya later, alligator!"

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