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[cyberjoke3000] January 23, 2017



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Boss vs. Worker: When I take a long time, I'm slow; when the boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When I don't do something, I'm lazy; when the boss doesn't do something, he's busy. When I do something without being told, I'm a smart-ass; when the boss does the same, he has initiative. When I please the boss, I'm brown-nosing; when my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating. When I do well, my boss never remembers; when I do wrong, he never forgets!

I like my women like I like my whiskey: twenty years old and mixed up with coke! 


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