Thursday, January 19, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] January 19, 2017



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Obviously I had crossed some line while talking with my wife, because suddenly she was steaming mad. I remembered a Dr. Phil device and calmly asked her, "How could this conversation have gone better?" She replied, "I could have had it with a different person!"

During a prolonged cold spell in North Dakota, a well-stacked blonde asked her chemistry professor, "Could tell me the, uh, that is, er, the temperature at which silicone freezes?" He responded with a grin, "Sure. If you'll show me why you ask!" 


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