Tuesday, January 17, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] January 17, 2017



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

When our last child moved out, I was in my fifties. My wife encouraged me to join Big Brothers. They matched me with a thirteen-year-old named Alex. On our first outing, we ran into a friend of his. "Who's he?" the friend asked Alex, pointing to me. Alex replied, "That's my Big Brother." The boy looked skeptical. "Dude, how old is your Mom?!"

What did the penis say to the vagina? "Don't make me come in there!" 


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