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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A dad was playing miniature golf with his three small children on a brutally hot and humid day. I asked him, "Who's winning?" One kid responded, "I am!" Another hollered, "Me!" The third kid screamed, "No! Me! Me!" Dad, drenched in sweat, mumbled, "Their mother!"
Things Not To Say On A Date: "On second thought, let's turn the lights off." "Got any penicillin?" "When does this start feeling good?" "You're good enough you could do this for a living." "But everybody looks funny naked." " "Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?" "How long are you gonna be 'almost there'?" "Is that you I smell?" "Have you considered liposuction?" "Keep it down, Mom is a light sleeper." "This would be more fun with more people; is your brother here?" "Did I mention the webcam?" "My last boyfriend used to last a lot longer!" "And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend!" "Hope you look this good when I'm sober." "Did I mention that Aunt Martha died in this bed?"
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