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[cyberjoke3000] February 13, 2017



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A young boy, spending Sunday with the grandparents, was looking through photographs of his granddad in the military. "Grandpa, when you were in the war, did you ever kill anybody?" "No, champ, I never did." "That's good." "You're telling me, boy: I was a cook!"

What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings!"  


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