Tuesday, February 14, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] February 15, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Lys Xen was the first of many CyberJokesters to send along the news that Good Old Games is now selling my game Freddy Pharkas, Frontier Pharmacist online for only six bucks (of which I earn a whopping nothing). But it's still nice to see it readily available again!

https://www.gog.com/game/freddy_pharkas_frontier_pharmacist 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students. One asked the usual question: "If our main chute doesn't open, and our reserve chute doesn't open, how long do we have before we hit the ground?" The instructor was ready and, in perfect deadpan, answered, "The rest of your life."

Priests are different from rabbis. A priest doesn't get laid because he can't get married while a rabbi doesn't get laid because he is married! 


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