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We often forget that the people in those old black and white photographs were just as colorful as we are. Now someone has colorized these historical photos and the people look so different!
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A zebra lived her whole life in a zoo but was getting on in age, so the zoo decided to let her spend her final years on a farm. The zebra was excited to see a huge pasture with green grass and hills and many strange animals. She went up to a fat brown thing and said, "I'm a zebra, what are you?" "I'm a cow." "What do you do?" "I make milk for the farmer." Then the zebra went up to a little white bird and said, "I'm a zebra, what are you?" "I'm a chicken." "What do you do?" "I make eggs for the farmer." Then the zebra went up to a handsome beast that looked a lot like her except with no stripes and said, "What are you?" "I'm a stallion." "What do you do?" "How about you take off them fancy pajamas and I'll show you!"
What does a stripper do with her asshole before starting work? Drops him off for his shift at McDonald's!
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