Monday, February 27, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] February 27, 2017



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Programmers Only: What did the big endian say to the little endian? Zip up, your significant bits are showing!

Before Oral Roberts passed, he grew appalled at the high rate of teen pregnancies and decided to do something about it. After much research, he came up with a new book containing reasonable guidelines and an alternate behavior to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Perhaps you've seen it? It's entitled "Oral Sex." 


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