Thursday, February 9, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] February 9, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The Verge interviewed the head of Google's moonshot programs about the future. He thinks drones will replace, or at least profoundly altered our ideas of, ownership.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I hate when I buy organic vegetables and then, after I get home, discover they're just regular donuts!

Late one night, a man knocked on the whorehouse door. A muffled voice responded. He said, "I hear I can get screwed here." The voice replied, "That's right. How much ya got?" "100 bucks." "Stick the money through the slot in the door." The man did so and waited. Five minutes passed but nothing happened. So this time he banged hard on the door and yelled, "Hey! I said I wanna get screwed!" The voice came through the door, "What? Again?!" 


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