Sunday, February 5, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] February 6, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

What a Super Bowl! How about some sight gags to sooth you Falcon fans?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I'm getting better at multi-tasking. Yesterday, I wasted time, was unproductive, and procrastinated all at the same time!

A hot young woman entered a church and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "What's wrong, dear?" "Well, Father, I'm a sex addict and lately I discovered that I love doing it with priests. I had sex at the church two blocks North of here, and at the church five blocks South, and the one over on the Eastside." The priest said, "It's okay, my child. Just say three Hail Marys a day for a week." As she started to leave, he added, "And don't forget that I'll always be here for you!" 


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