Monday, January 11, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] January 11, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Sorry about that kick, Vikings! Maybe these sight gags can take the place of the playoffs!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A mother with a problem child went to a psychiatrist. He analyzed her and said, "You worry too much about your son. I'm going to prescribe these tranquilizers for you." On her next visit, the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers helped?" "Oh yes," she answered. "And how is your son now?" "Who cares?"

How is a bull different from an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the as$hole in the back! 


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