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[cyberjoke3000] January 15, 2016



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To prove their new truck is tough, Volvo let a 4-year-old drive it (via remote control). She seemed to have a great time!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My parents recently took a vacation that included a brief visit to Canada. Although they are on a nationwide cellular plan, they got hit with some surprise roaming fees that didn't appear on their bill for months. I explained to them that such things take time to work through the system. Dad said, "Oh. So what you're saying is: roamin' wasn't billed in a day!"

A young blonde described her evening to a friend. "After dinner, he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that." "Smart!" said her friend, approvingly. "Then what happened?" "He kept insisting, and I kept refusing." "You didn't weaken, did you?" "Not a bit! We went to his apartment instead. I figured: let his mother worry!" 


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