Thursday, January 14, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] January 14, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Danny MacAskill takes a stomach-churning bike ride across the rooftops of Gran Canaria. Where does GoPro find these guys?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0rbxB9Lqg 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A psychiatrist was deeply concerned about the Rorschach test he had just given. His patient associated every inkblot with some sort of perverse sexual activity. The shrink said, "I'm going to study your test results over the weekend and then I'd like to see you here again on Monday morning." The man replied, "Okay, doc. But I've got a stag party tonight. Mind if I borrow your dirty pictures?"

A doctor told his teen-aged patient, "I have good news and bad news, Todd. The bad news is that you show distinct signs of homosexuality." He looked shocked. "What? Then what's the good news?" The doctor smiled. "I think you're real cute!" 


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