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[cyberjoke3000] January 18, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Today I need some sight gags after that Seahawks game yesterday!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

There's at least one advantage to dating older women: they know how to cook, where young women only know how to speed-dial for take-out!

"WARNING: Consumption of alcoholic beverages may cause you to..." "...dance like an asshole." "...tell the same boring story over and over." "...discover rug burns on your forehead." "...say things like 'thish'." "...tell your boss what you really think." "...believe your ex-lovers are dying to hear from you at three in the morning." "...wonder what happened to your pants." "...wake up in the morning beside something really scary." "...think you're tougher than some big guy named Psycho." "...wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a sh¡t wagon!" 


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