Thursday, January 28, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] January 28, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

How about a short film that kicked off a recent Caltech quantum computing conference, was directed by Alex Winter of Bill and Ted, narrated by Keanu Reeves, and features Stephen Hawking calling Paul Rudd a punk? Watch Anyone Can Quantum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0BzqV_b44  

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

My pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something!

A high school guidance counselor, used to dealing with emotional teenagers, was surprised when her tween daughter arrived at breakfast, her feet dragging and her eyes red. The girl flopped down and announced, "Mom, I'm sick of Life!" Mom rushed over, put her arm around the girl and began to explain why life is worth living. The daughter interrupted her with a confused look. "Mom, I meant the cereal. That's the only brand we've had for weeks!" 


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