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I stopped by my friend's art store to get a gift for my niece who had recently expressed interest in oil painting. I grabbed a beginner's oil set and headed to the cash register. I hadn't seen my friend for a while and had started a diet in the meantime, having some moderate success. I was thrilled when she asked, "Did you get thinner?" Wow, I thought. My diet is working! It already shows! "Yeah, I've lost a few pounds." She rolled her eyes and said, "I meant paint thinner!"
"Did you hear that Larry and Karen are getting a divorce?" "You're kidding?! I thought they had so much in common." "Actually, they do and that's the problem: they both like pussy."
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