It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
It’s finally Caucus Day! But if you don’t live in
http://www.allowe.com/humor/sight-gags.html?PicNumber=5211
Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.
Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The Worst Children's Books: "Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without Any Clothes," "Bob the Germ's Wondrous Journey Into and Out of Your Digestive System," "Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander The Hood," "The Little Engine that Could Becomes Intoxicated and Kills Civilians," "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad," "Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidently Eats his Master and is Put to Sleep," "Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your Nose," "Daddy Loses His Job but Finds the Bottle," "The Tickling Babysitter," "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge," "A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides," "Bedtime Stories by Charles Manson," "Babar Meets a Taxidermist and Becomes a Piano," "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence," "The Boy Who Died from Eating Too Many Vegetables," "Legendary Scab Workers," "Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina," "Joe Garagiola Recalls Favorite Fairy Tales But Forgets the Endings," "The Human Anatomy Pop-up Book," "Things Rich Kids Have that You Never Will," "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Put Down."
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked!
For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.
To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.
To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.
Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment