Thursday, September 1, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] September 1, 2016



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

The magical Gene Wilder passed away this week. I loved everything he ever made. In fact, my favorite line from any review of any of my games was: “Freddy Pharkas is the Blazing Saddles of video games.” Here’s his obit from the NY Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/30/movies/gene-wilder-dead.html
And an appraisal of his career by reviewer Wesley Morris:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/31/movies/gene-wilder-understated-nuttiness.html
And here are outtakes from Young Frankenstein (Why can’t I find any of Blazing Saddles?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD6A2WTW0wM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD1KB3ye5a4

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

As a caring father, when my wife called to tell me she'd be home late, I offered to fix dinner. After the pizza was delivered, we ate it, but my son pushed his plate away with one slice of pizza still on it. "Aren't you going to eat your last slice?" I asked him. "Nope." Hating to waste food, I finished it quickly – and then saw him take another slice! "What are you doing!? You said you were full." "No, I didn't," he explained, "I just didn't want that piece." "Why not?" "Because it fell on the floor!"

I used to date a Siamese twin but she was so jealous. She accused me of seeing her sister behind her back! 


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