Monday, September 5, 2016

[cyberjoke3000] September 5, 2016



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Machine Shop Warning Sign: "Attention young women: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist."

A handsome man unknowingly entered a gay bar and was immediately greeted by a young man who asked, "Want to hang out tonight?" The man rebuffed him with, "No. I'm straight!" The young man replied, "So is spaghetti until it's wet!"


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